Overheard on Eric’s cell phone:

Context: Eric has a flex spending account at work, which is basically a use-it-or-lose-it tax-free chunk of change that is deducted from work. It looked as if I was going to have a heavy amount in excess of what I could actually use, and was trying to think of some creative ways to spend it.

Eric and Mr. d10 are discussing options:

Eric: I think I’m gonna get laser eye surgery, and it looks like there will be like, alot, left over. [this assumption turned out to be false, but whatever]
d10: Well if you have so much leftover, I could just get my eyes done too.
Eric: Well, yeah, if you were my dependent, maybe. [can only use money on self, spouse, or dependents]
d10: You mean like a tax dependent, not like an emotional dependent, like I am.
Eric: Exactly.
d10: And how do you even document that your an emotional dependent anyway?
Eric: In tears, man. In tears.

FL: Images of Park Avenue before and after the car