MEN: LISTEN UP
EDIT: crap, I’m retarded. updated w/ link to Restoration Hardware. It’s most likely blocked by the company web filter, but just search for “foot duvet.”
Time for some relationship advice. For you married men. First, like all relationship advice, we’ll begin with some women-science:
“In a brain-scan study of female orgasm, researchers discovered that the women needed to be comfortable and have their feet kept warm before before they felt like engaging in sex.” [emphasis added]
po. 78-79, The Female Brain by Louann Brizendine link
So, to simplify: cold feet = no thx for sex. Warm feet = oo la la.
That said, I highly recommend these:
A mere 12.99. And they come in four colors. There’s two sizes, so make sure you know if her feet are women’s sized 5-7 or 8-12.
You’re welcome.
Worst video game endings ever. - Not sure I agree, but whatevs.

dude… please don’t stop posting things like this, please! lol
you didn’t tell us where we can get said house shoes…
Dang it, sorry. Updated post w/ link to Restoration Hardware - search for “foot duvet”
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