Picture, thousand words, all that.

Alternate title: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!11

So on our return from the big KY, the wife and I saw this billboard on I-75, about 10 miles north of the perimeter:

Doesn’t get any better than that.

Upon seeing this, I immediately rolled down the window and started yelling “Wheeeeeen!!!!” at the billboard, in hopes of some more detailed information. It declined to comment further.

I’m totally gonna sit on the front row, and risk a thorough goring. Anyone wanna come?

FL: The ten most dangerous toys of all time – awesomesauce.