SNAKES ON A PLANE mini-review

Went and saw snakes on a plane saturday night. Thought I’d throw my two cents in, for those of you ‘on-deh-fence’ about whether you wanna see it or not:

- It lives up to it’s hype, assuming you like the type of movie it is. That is to say, if you like dark humor and graphic snake biting, as well Samuel L Jackson tossin out one-liner badass comments over and over, this is your film.

- I don’t really know how to say it, but you basically “get” to see snakes bite every body part, male and female, except one (and that’s the vagina).

- There’s a sex scene, with about 15 to 20 seconds of bare boobage. It ends with snakes. Shocker about the ‘ends with snakes’ part, I know.

If you go see it:

- Make sure you see it with friends whom you can scream with.

- It’s an experience, not a movie. The closer the theater is to full, the better. The movie could quite possibly suck with an empty movie theater, or if you went without any friends.

That’s all I got. Overall, I say it was worth the money spent (which is going to be a telling phrase in coming blog posts) and I had a great time.

FL: RPG Motivational Posters – fairly nerdy, I would estimate the jokes contained here-in will be funny to exactly one (1) of you, and that’s Jeremy, and even then, he won’t laugh at many of them. But I thought it was funny, and I pick the funny link, so deal. Thx.

Comments (2)

Nicholas FiedlerAugust 22nd, 2006 at 10:36 am

Thanks for the run down. I need to find someone to see this movie with me.

PS I am transfering my wordpress to blue host, I could use hints.

JduvAugust 24th, 2006 at 8:59 am

CONTRL UR AGGRO!11!

Dunno how many times I have seen that. Lost count at N00BZ SUCK.

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