Stuff I need (with finger quotes around the word “need”)

We all have needs. And by needs, of course, I mean things we want really really bad but are hard-pressed to justify the purchase of.

Let’s review some of Eric’s:

Auto-shower cleaner - Amazing. Wonderful. You may have seen these, they may not have. Here’s a picture:

So you’re like, whatever. What’s it do? Well, they claim that if you put it in your shower, and turn it on, it will clean your shower in 10 days. Every so often, presumably when your not in the shower, it sprits this stuff out that owns grime and mildrew. Considering the duty of shower falls squarely on me in my relationship with my wife, this thing would save the day.

Light-up kids shoes have - Can’t find a good image of them, but you know what I’m talkin about. Shoes for kids around age 7, that flash red lights when you step. I’m quite upset they don’t make these for size 13 New Balance shoes. I would totally pimp some of these, given the opportunity.

Your company’s computer guy - Given this shirt highlights what I do at work already, this shirt is the perfect match for me. This shirt heavily references the Saturday Night Live skit, “Nick Burn’s, Your Company’s Computer Guy.” If you haven’t seen such skits, search the internets, otherwise, enjoy this:

Zoomed in on the “money” part, see this:

A pony - If you’ve read for any length of time, you know this one is documented. And, of the 4 of these, the best fulfilled, given that within 5 minutes, I could be hangin out with ponies, feeding them peppermint candy and carrots.

Here’s a random picture of a pony, far cuter than the two where I live:

FL: 6 ways to use science to make the opposite sex think your hawt - wish I was joking, but thats really what this article is about. Here’s a quote:

A dramatic setting can kick-start your love life. Meeting a stranger when physiologically aroused increases the chance of having romantic feelings towards them …
It’s all because of a strong connection between anxiety, arousal and attraction. In the “shaky bridge study” carried out by psychologists Arthur Aron and Don Dutton in the 1970s, men who met a woman on a high, rickety bridge found the encounter sexier and more romantic than those who met her on a low, stable one.

Shame there aren’t more high, rickety bridges around for all you hot singles reading deh blog.