Waffle House Antics.

[Kite Blog updated. Read here. This post and its comments are Brad/Emmuh/Anna-approved.]

The wife and I went to Waffle House. While we were waiting for our delicious helpings of burgers and hashbrowns, we decided to play a game. The game was… what’s the most a single person could spend at waffle house, only getting one item from each category of food (one drink, one entree, one salad, one soup, etc).

Here’s the results.

$9.60 10 oz T-bone steak (which comes with texas toast, salad, one order of hashbrowns)
$1.00 Add bacon to salad
$1.00 Get the steak “Southern Classic Style” which adds cheese, mushrooms, and onions.
$0.75 upgrade hashbrowns from single order to triple order.
$2.80 upgrade hashbrowns to “Scattered All The Way”, which adds onions, cheese, chili, tomatoes, and bunch of other crazy stuff.
$3.65 Bert’s Best Chili, loaded with all sorts of ingredients.
$1.70 Glass of chocolate milk
$2.80 Double slice of pie
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$23.30

That’s right folks, with the proper motivation, hunger, and insanity, you too can spend a solid 23.30 at waffle house. You end up with an incredible array of food, most of which is coated in cheese, onions, and such things. Keep in mind that Heather and I combined can’t spend half of that much amount of money at WH.

FL: Papa Don’t Preach – It seems that a new style of funny link is… Improv group gets together, does something outlandish, makes a webpage about it, we laugh. Sounds like a good strategy to me. On this particular outing, they dressed up like street preachers, made a sign that says “THE END IS FAR” and basically satirized people who stand on street corners and elsewhere preaching.