Overheard in gmail chat, part two.

Pamela: hehe
i’m eating at my desk.
sad
i like to have company at lulnch
me: no way
you can compute
and eat
computer will keep you company
Pamela: riiiiight
if only he was a bit cuter then.
me: we could like, get him a tux
drape it over it
Pamela: ooo…sounds interesting
me: you bet it does
Pamela: maybe i should print out a pic of brad pitt and tape it on my computer
me: pamela
Pamela: actually…
lets see
how we can spice this up even more
me: its in your hands
Pamela: hmm.
dressing him up is only just a start
he could play some tunes for me
me: cologne?
Pamela: dedicate a song to me
oh, that’s good
my laptop needs some cologn
actually, i tried to spray it with perfume, but it didn’t stay
it stinks…really
anyways.
this work one, he smells decent
although he definitely a little past his prime
me: lol
old timer
Pamela: yep
but he’s reliable
esp to keep me company at lunch
me: you must be having a good day
Pamela: yep!

FL: The MPAA trains dogs to sniff out DVDs – That’s right, the Motion Picture Association of America has trained dogs to sniff out DVD’s sent through Fedex, in attempt to curb piracy. I wonder if those dogs feel all lame cause the real sniffing dogs get to look for explosives or drugs, and they get to look for… bootleg copies of Pooh’s Heffalump Movie.