Overheard in gmail chat, part four.

Emma: thats awesome. i want to shoot stuff
me: you ever shot anything emmuh
as in any type of gun
not as in any type of animul
Emma: i’ve shot bb guns, rifles, m-16s, and i’ve held pistols
oh, shotguns, don’t forget those
me: we need to have a house church
shotgun clay pidgeon shooting excursion
Emma: are you sure
me: gaming made me real good at that the first time I tried
Emma: i’m an incredible shot because my uncle got divorced over how often he went to montana to kill stuff
it comes natural
me: lol
its because of that?
wow
not that thats why he got divorced
but because of that, your an incredible shot?
Emma: my uncle is a blood relative. clearly, by divorcing over his hunting addiction, i am proving that this side of the family has shooting issues. it makes me and incredible shot because he used to take me out a teach me
i’ve killed many a coke can, my friend.

If you aren’t scared by the last six lines of this dialogue, you’re messed up. Keep in mind it has all of the following phrases in it, “the family has shooting issues”, “it makes me and [sic] incredible shot”, and “i’ve killed many…my friend.”

*shudders*

FL: More images using milk and coffee – Crazy Thai people, they sure know how to make a crazy-detailed image in their coffee.