Business Plan numbah 25313
Okay, so before I get on a roll, the FL this day is so good, that I just have to put it first. In fact, for this post, it’d be best that you let it play in a seperate tab/window. FL.
So, anyway, in the past, I’ve showered you loyal readers with many lucrative business plans that are sure to make alot of money [hahaha]. Today, I will share a third with you, this one also straight from my noggin’.
First of all, stare at this picture of a cute, cuddly, kitten for 15, maybe 20 minutes:
Ok, good work. Now for the plan. I want to start a company that sells kittens to people, and then once the kitten grows up into a cat, the clients can return the cat and get another kitten. Simply put, kittens pwn. I want a kitten. I don’t want it to grow up.
This plan has some slight supply/demand kinks that need to be worked out, but thats what makes it fun, right? When I asked my mother about this, she had this to say:
“well, I guess you could kill the cats. that’s about the only way.”
me: mom?!
“well, I’m just saying theres no real other way. everyone likes kittens.”
Maybe this isn’t such a great business plan after all.
Though, if you do find people (even a whole segment of people!) who don’t like kittens, you could probably try and do this same thing with puppies. hmm.
Clearly, you will have to put cats to sleep when you trade out. But you can’t tell the person who wants to trade. No one can have a cat’s life on their conscious. So let them know that all these cats are going to a happy field to roam. And then kill them!
what the hell is that little song about? that’s scary but strangely settling.
No idea what it is, but it certainly owns me. I can listen to it over and over… I hope theres no mind control message in there, that’d be a bummer. Unless the person doing the mind controlling could make me awesomer.
this is very simple. I think your plan would work, but here’s the catch.
you could take the kittens once they become cats, kill them, and then give the meat to starving countries, especially Asian ones.
This way you could have it both ways. You could have the cute kitties and the starving countries could have food. We could be selfish and feed the world.
Let’s get workin’.
Peace
nice idea, but it definatly won’t work with puppies. As a current and soon to be former puppy owner I can tell you that while they are cute, they are a whole lot of trouble! It’s like having another baby, only the puppy crys more and gets into junk…
I’m emailing the permalink to this post to PETA.