Comments on: pirates versus ninjas.

By: David

David — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 00:29:08 +0000

I am sorry for all you pirate lovers and I am apalled that no one has mentioned this before for ninja support. Everyone has forgotten that Chuck Norris is a World Champion Ninja. No pirate can take Chuck Norris ever. Chuck Norris clinches the ninja victory

By: sheena

sheena — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 21:25:39 +0000

the people who say pirates make me sick

By: sheena

sheena — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 21:22:17 +0000

ninjas

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he was fragged for our sins » Recap: March 18th - 24th — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 13:37:45 +0000

[...] What we giggled at this week: No doubt about it: pirates vs. ninjas. Despite the apparent victory of the pirate way, deviant ninja sympathizers attempted to hijack the comments. We can do nothing but pray for their dirty ninja souls. [...]

By: Carolyn

Carolyn — Wed, 22 Mar 2006 00:31:16 +0000

So…
I polled the cast of CATS and the overwhelming answer was…
NINJAS!
The main point brought up was that pirates tend to stay in their “cups”…they’re drunk for a lot of the time:)

By: the wife

the wife — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 21:25:15 +0000

wow, after all that discussion, I don’t need to argue my point anymore. you all did it for me. thanks!!!

ninjas, baby, ninjas.

see? I told you!

By: Gina

Gina — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 18:09:16 +0000

Let’s make a comparison chart of the weapons of mass destruction for both sides, and see who wins:
Pirates Ninjas
1) Bad teeth 1) No facial expressions
2) Bandanas 2) Masks
3) Parrots 3) Stars
4) Peglegs 4) Swingkicks
5) Hooks 5) Bare hands
6) Body odor 6) Asian food odor
7) Peasant shirts 7) black belts
8) Bad breath 8 ) breathing is optional
9) Guns 9) swords
10) canons 10) Stealth
11) “Arrr…” 11) Silence
12) Rage 12) Skill
13) Seaworthiness 13) Seasickness/vomit
14) Scurvy 14) bird flu
15) Whiskey 15) Saki

This is a toughie, but I must say I’d be more afraid of pirates. Since they have a higher fear factor for me, I side with the Mates.

By: Casey

Casey — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 15:21:11 +0000

i just want to give mad props to my fellow ninja britt.
with an arguement like that, how can you disagree?
i honestly think this is the dumbest quetion in the world because it’s not even a close contest…
ninjas are far superior to pirates in every way.
the only thing i can figure is that the people voting for pirates have never actually seen a real ninja in action…which is not hard to believe because we work so quick…we’re in and out…
the battles you have seen with “ninjas” were most likely not real ninjas at all…because of the fact that you SAW them. ninjas are too awesome to be caught in the act.
suck it, trebek.

By: britt mooney

britt mooney — Mon, 20 Mar 2006 23:52:34 +0000

As a ninja myself, Casey had the best point. Ninjas wouldn’t go against pirates in a full on battle. First of all, the pirates would never be able to find ninjas. If he could, they’re not real ninjas! And even if they could find actual ninjas, then the ninjas would escape and regroup in secret and find a time when the pirates were most vulnerable. The pirates may not fight fair in the fact that they use their hooks to castrate people, but a ninja has no concept of a fair fight. He would study the pirates and find a way to sneak on their ship and sink it while they were asleep or kill the captain in his sleep or somehow find a way to sow dissent on the ship.

ninjas > pirates

And in a hand to hand combat, crazy wins if the other person is not a trained martial artist. I mean, come on, as a trained martial artist (i.e. ninja!) I would pay the other guy money to rush me in a crazed fit. My only problem would be to quickly decide which way to dismember him. But as a trained martial artist, that quick decision making is a natural skill.

But let’s be clear. Ninjas only fight when they know they can win. And they only put themselves in situations where escape is quick and easy.

And your funny link should have been something to do with Ask a Ninja. One of the funniest video series in the world. Its on my ipod! Google it and laugh out loud.

Peace (unless you’re a pirate)

By: Adam J.

Adam J. — Mon, 20 Mar 2006 19:19:43 +0000

ok, if you are going to hate on the ninja lovers it’s time for me to take another shot. I love emma, but her comment on pirates being better because they have hooks is not a great argument. First off, most pirates to not have hooks due to the fact that they couldn’t raise the sails one handed and whatnot. Second, a hook is not a good fighting weapon due to it’s stationary nature. A good weapon must be mobile, a hook is not. Next, ninja craziness/pride, symantics, it’s all the same. It would take someone with a serious screw loose to take on 50 guys at once. And, the point has been raised that pirates will fight dirty, but who’s to say that ninjas won’t? I’ve seen some dirty ninja fighting my time. They are faster, meaner, crazier and more skilled. The pirates wouldn’t know what hit em…