I heart my wife, for reals.

I’m so for serious. My wife rox. There’s all the plainly clear reasons: her personality, her beauty, our friendship, and many such other things.

But those things aren’t the topic of this post. The topic of this post is about song lyrics.

I heart my wife because, within 10 minutes, she complete the two following lines of these songs if I sing em:

Eric says/sing: Yes, they’re sharing a drink they call loneliness… (pause)
The wife answers back: …but it’s better than drinkin’ alone.

Lyrics from Billy Joel’s Piano Man

So that, in and of itself, is not that remarkable. If we couple that with this…

[note, this refers to the incredible paint job on Ludacris' "ride"]

Eric raps: and when I pull up to the club, I get all the affection…
The wife sort of raps back: …cuz the women love the paint and they can see their reflection

Lyrics from Ludacris’ Act a Fool

[note, this has nothing to do with paint or cars]

Eric raps (who am I kidding, Eric says:):Some say that sex is overrated…
The wife replies:… but they just ain’t doin’ it right.

Lyrics from Jamie Foxx and Ludacris’ Unpredictable

So yeah. I’m blown away. She rox. As a sidenote, the last song right up there ^, is pretty dang good, and fairly clean (in a use of bad language sense, I mean, the song is basically about makin love to your lady. Big surprise there.)

Anyway. I guess you whities’ need a funny link. Let’s have a look what I got in my bag o’ tricks. Yeah, this’ll work.

Futureme.org – You can send an email to yourself (or anyone else) with a future delivery date, out as far as the year 2036. If you send it out that far, I can’t promise it will deliver, and neither can they. Anyway, have fun. Maybe you guys could send me one every friday reminding to blog before 11:45pm. bleh.