Deh Aquarium.

So, the wife, 13 students from the English Language School we teach at, our leet bus driver, and I went to the aquarium.

Now, I could post lotsa pictures, but, uhh, I didn’t take any.

Instead, I want to discuss the whale sharks that live in the aquarium, and the cushy lifestyle they enjoy. You who have not been to the aquarium (from hereon out, known as the “unaquariumed”, as a commentary on the fact that I dislike the word “unchurched”, as is going to church is what we’re attempting to achieve in trying to share the Gospel. Hmm it seems I’ve gotten slightly off-track in these paratheses, I better just close ‘em off), the unaquariumed, have not seen the luxury these animals endure.

You see, they spend the day swimming around, and twice a day, aquarium workers bring large scoops of krill and dump them near the mouths of the two whale sharks. From there, they just inhale the water and krill, digest the food and flush the water out. I was entertained that the little video made SUCH a big deal that the two whale sharks had different-colored scoops that this food was delivered to them in, and they knew them apart by the color. whatever.

ANYWAY, I’ve decided that is the way to get your daily food intake. Therefore, I’m in the process of trying to find someone to…hmm…”render”… this same service to me each morning and afternoon. Basically, someone would need to get a scoop w/ a long handle on it, then each morning while I shower and each afternoon while I sit in my cubicle, dump a serving of steak over the shower curtain/cubicle wall. I’ve already asked my wife and coworkers, and they have refused.

If you’d like to apply, please post a short comment about why you’re suited for this momentous position. thx.

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