We look like large cheese people =(
(after I typed that title, I discovered that its likely that at first, many of you will misread/misunderstand the title. I considered changing it, but that’s no fun.)
Last night, the dear wife and my sister and I went to go grab some pizza. We went to this little pizza parlor near where we now live, sat down, started looking at deh menu. At this particular establishment, you can order pizza by the slice, w/ whatever toppings your heart desires.
When it’s time to order, the waitress appears to be one of those hotshots who doesn’t have to write anything down. I say she appeared that way not because she looked like she had an exceptional memory, but because… she just didn’t bring anything to write on.
So since there’s no possible way my wife and sister and I could agree on toppings, I order a single slice, and rattle off a few toppings. The wife orders a single slice, and as she rattles off her toppings, mid-sentence the waitress interrupts her and says… “Wait a second yall. Yall looked like large cheese people, didn’t think I would have to write anything down“, implying that we appeared to be the sort of people that would order a plain, large, cheese pizza.
My mind begins to race. What is she trying to say! Are you trying to tell me my family looks plain?! Why not just come out and say it! Where I come from, “yall look like large cheese people” be fightin’ words.
Anyway, we’ll probably go back. The pizza was decent.
Seriously, you do look like large cheese people. I had no idea you would order toppings either.
Yeah man, I have to agree, you don’t look like the wild, fun loving type. You certainly don’t strike me as the kinda guy that is familiar with rap music and loves to ddr in questionable clothing (nuf said). So…I’m thinking you look like a cheese person, maybe one other topping, but that is it man!