SCANDAL - BATHROOM WARDEN EXPOSED!
ATLANTA (EFIZZ) - Tensions run high as the highly guarded floorplan of Bathroom Warden’s #721 new rental house was leaked to the media.
It was a day much like any other. Eric Hendersºn, also known as Bathroom Warden #721 was critiquing the design and setup of local area resturants.
But then this image was leaked to the media:
As is plainly obvious, the hypocrisy of Mr. Hendersºn living in a house with horribly designed toilet/door placement cannot be ignored.
On Tuesday, when the story broke, there were widespread calls for Eric’s resignation as a highly coveted Bathroom Warden #721.
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Okay, okay, enough with the news-story approach to blogging, its kind of lame.
Basically, the house the wife and I move in to in 3 days is really, really odd. Things are designed with no thought what so ever, most walls aren’t straight, the floor isn’t even reasonably flat, and some of the cabinets must have been designed by monkies.
Other than that, its great!
The toilet issue is of special concern to me. Basically, no matter how you, uh, use the toilet, your gonna get smacked by that door if someone opens it. This will cause several problems, of course, depending on how your using it. My thoughts on this matter are… there’s gonna be alot of peein goin on w/ the door open, that’s all I’m sayin.
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A - doesn’t it lock?
B - doesn’t it stand to reason that if the door is closed its because somebody’s in there?
C - couldn’t you get one of those pool noodle flotation device thingies and attach it horizontally to the edge of the door on the inside to provide some cautionary padding, just in case?
D - couldn’t you reverse the door?
E - could it be true that none of us want to hear about any “leaving the door open”?
:)
dang it eric, you posted to late for me to get duct tape roses for my valentine. but don’t fret, i didn’t have one anyway…
gtjhl - Georgia Tech: Jason’s Humbling Life experience
A. Yes, it lox.
B. A reasonable assertion.
C. Anything is possible.
D. Probably not, stuff in ajoining room would bump into it.
E. Very likely.
ghlmtlbi
failed!
gdolx
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