Wee, radio!

So I was driving in Buford/Sugar Hill, GA today, w/ the radio on some random station. It was really fuzzy. A song ended, and they said “your listening to blah blah blah, the Carolina’s numba one station for all your rap hits” or something like that.

Let’s do alittle geography lesson real quick:

For the map reading-impaired, the place where the pink arrow (yeah its pink, don’t hate) is where I was. The red line is where the end of Georgia is, and the beginning of South Carolina is.

For me to hear a station for both Carolina’s (and NOT Georgia), it would actually have to be further… uhh… inland from the border, or something. All I can say is, I’m impressed with them boy’s ability to transmit a signal. Roxx on, whoever you’s is.

For more entertainment, here’s some rap lyrics I was tickled at today (entertainingly, heard on the station that was mentioned aboved). Keep in mind that since the FCC is tightening up restrictions on langage on the radio, that the rappers have gotten alittle more clever in figuring out new and inventive ways to say “me and a female I am attracted to engaged in sexual intercourse.” That said… hereya go:

hotter than a bisquick biscuit out the oven
your baby mama go on missions to get this lovin
we kissin and huggin she never pick her phone up
You be lookin for her while we doin the grown up

You can thank the fine lyricists of Pretty Ricky for that gem. Yeah, thats the name of their group. No, none of them are named Ricky. No, I won’t comment on whether I think they are pretty or not. For what its worth, song title is “Your Body.”

Funny link is musically inclined as well. I think this one will go down in history (hahahah) as one of the classics in funny-link-dom. Basically, people take pop songs (well any type of song), and then have those voices that read words out loud to you from online dictionaries try and sing the song, using different tones and both genders. If you know the song, I highly recommend AQUA - “Barbie Girl” as a starter one to listen to. Dictionaraoke.org - The Singing Dictionary