Things that make you go… wha?

So yesterday, the wife and I stop at the Publix to pick up a few items, one of which is deodorant for me. She goes and gets a few items, and I get the deodorant, then find her down one of the aisles. As we’re walking to pick up some bread, she says, c”oh, by the way, I knocked your deodorant into the toilet a few days ago.”

What???????

She tells me that since it was on the edge of the counter by the sink, she moved something, and it bounced into the toilet. She then explains that she quickly retrieved it and washed it off.

I was perplexed. Not because she did it (she’s right, it does live on the edge of the counter), but because of one important fact: She only remembered this harrowing story once she saw that I was buying new deodorant. Had I not purchased it that day, she would have continually lived in a state of selective memory bliss. Perhaps I should hold up some other personal hygiene products in front of her to see if any others trigger important memories.

And who knows how my armpits would be smelling.

Anyway, I’m really just trying to make her laugh, because, little does she know, that I accidentally threw her toothbrush in the toilet alittle over 8 months ago. Oopsie Doo!

Today’s funny link is alittle deeper than usual. By deeper, I mean that its hard to tell if the site is trying to be funny or serious. If it’s trying to be funny, then its a good Funny Link. If it’s trying to be serious, then it’s disheartening… but an even better Funny Link! Date To Save

It’s a site for hot women, teaching them in the path of missionary dating. The highlight is by far the Tips section, here’s your quote:

9. If he gets angry that you won’t put out…
Clarify to him that W.W.J.D. does NOT mean “Who would Jesus Do.”

I’m glad that she took the time and effort to clear out that common misconception.

On a more serious (hahahah) note, the Stuff you could buy me and I wouldn’t complain post has been updated, with a shirt sold in a shop linked from the Date To Save site.