No. Way.

Sometimes you get an email, and you think to yourself(well, I think to myself)… this is entertainment and humor in its purest form. In-context or out-of, this is good stuff.

Today’s content comes to us from one Josh Brown (the one who doesn’t have a blog), and I received this parcel of joy January 21st, 2006 at 07:52:00 AM EST.

Subject: Thanks

… For providing my reading entertainment each morning while I, uh well, you know….

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Now, given the incredibly lack of any context, I won’t leave Josh languishing in the abyss of readers-guessing-at intepretation. He’s referring to reading my blog on his BlackBerry, while, uhh, using the restroom. That alone isn’t a big deal.

What’s frightening is, this email was sent from that same… reading place.

That said, now its time for two…

FFOS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS
Announcement 1 - RE: Josh’s BlackBerry
Intended audience - Everyone

It has come to our attention that sometimes the phrase “don’t touch that, you don’t know where its been” can save you from many harmful microbes in the world. Sometimes, however, you do know where something has been. Like Josh’s BlackBerry for example. To make this clear, YOU KNOW WHERE ITS BEEN, DON’T TOUCH IT EVEN IF YOU ARE ENTHRALLED BY ITS “OOO NEW TECHNOLOGY PRETTIE” FACTOR.

Announcement 2 - RE: Reservations
Intended Audience - Men only. Ladies, avert thine eyes, or something.

[Ladies, SERIOUSLY STOP READING]

Gentlemen, there are now currently 21 days until Valentine’s Day (I.E. THREE WEEKS). If you feel like treatin your lady nice, now would be the optimal day to make a reservation at a nicer restuarant. But hey, if thats not your deal, and you want chick-fil-a, no worries. If your lady reads my blog, she’s not supposed to be reading here, so there’s no chance she will be expecting going to a nice restuarant, so no loss to her, right?!

[Ladies, you may resume reading now]

That’s all I got for now. I seem to be abusing the caps lock this post, and I’m sorry about that. But at least I have a reason (read this somewhere)… CAPS LOCK IS THE CRUISE CONTROL OF AWESOMENESS.

Funny link falls more into the amusing category, but it kept me occupied for at least 5 minutes. No idea what its for or what is supposed to happen: P A R K.