Balance

Balance is a good thing. Some days, you need a long, involved post. Other days, you need a short, funny post. Or a long, funny post. Or a short, involved/serious post. You get the idea.

Today’s post leaves you with two choice quotes:

1. CNN.com. The little subheader for the Anderson Cooper (or Cooper Anderson… whatever) show on CNN had this to say last night at 11:00 pm. Note that this is verbatim, no changes in formatting or text was made:

Are there people who kill to get a thrill?
Plus, is someone listening in on your phone calls?

As if people needed something to freak out about. Obviously, during the show, these two segments will be split up. But together, chalk this up to the “one more thing to worry about” section… I wonder if someone is listening to my phone call, who kills to get a thrill. That seems like it would sux.

2. I’ve become something of a sucker for Chuck Norris jokes. I try to show restraint, but I can hold back on this quote:

Chuck Norris has won the Super Bowl twice, a World Series, 7 PBA Bowling tournaments, 46 Olympic gold medals, 5 Stanley Cups, 3 World Series of Poker championships, 1,712 pie eating contests, 4,832 pillow fights, and took second at the Westminster Dog Show in 1982.

Four-thousand, eight-hundred, thirty-two pillow fights. Who knew?!

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