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Today’s post is gonna be short on content and much of anything else, cause its the Go Live date for our store’s new computer system, and its plain nutz. Like, crazy nuts. Or something.
Both the subject matter and the funny link come to us via Ben, who got it in an email from the always enterprising Emma. Mad props to Emma.
Without further ado:

The image sucks, but you’ll live. Just be happy it’s not like last post’s image. This is a Christian fiction novel, sold on lifeway.com (here), written by CHUCK NORRIS. If you’re not down on your “fad internet humor”, Chuck Norris has been the subject of much praise/mocking, depending on your viewpoint, lately.
As usual, Wikipedia is the operative source. Here’s its link on him, and an excerpt follows:
Late Night with Conan O’Brien’s parent company, NBC, aquired Universal in early 2004, giving O’Brien permission to show footage of Walker, Texas Ranger without paying royalties. O’Brien and his writers subsequently created a new segment in which O’Brien shows short, out of context clips for comedic purposes. The “Walker, Texas Ranger Lever” quickly became one of the most popular segments on Late Night, with Norris himself showing up to parody his show and use his martial arts on O’Brien.
Anyway, dead tired, time to go teach English to foreigners, or something!
If you still haven’t had enough, this website falls deeply into the “At Best Funny, At Worst Blasphemous” category, but gives you an idea of how powerful the Internet Fad Humor of Norris is: linkzor
I think we should consider doing the Chuck Norris book as a bible study. If we can bring every Piper, Giglio, Jesus quote back to Chuck Norris, that would rock.
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