Well hello, madam!

So last night I was feeling crappy. Sinus stuff, you know, whatnot. Through the night, it woke me up every hour except between 1 and 2 am. So I didn’t goto work today, and instead went to the doctor. They did some checking, and then gave me a strep test. It came back positive, which sux bad. The doctor told me she would give me a shot of penicillin and then a perscription of some antibiotics. Hearing the word shot, here’s what I immediately thought:

So I lay down on that wierd tissue paper thing they cover the examination thingie on. The nurse comes in, with the syringe. She tells me it won’t be in the arm, it will be in the hip. I thinking, “ahh the hip, those bones that stick out in front of you that are near your waist.” She then gestures to the following part on my body:

That’s right ladies and gentlemen, she meant my buttock. Having spoken to my father, who is a physician, he said calling it a hip was just code language for butt.

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