And now a post…

…that has nothing to do with urinals. How sad.

Today I’d like to talk to you about weddings. Well, not really weddings, churches. Actually, really just one church, and one wedding. But not the church that the wedding took place in, a different church. Well, it seems I really am not quite sure what I’m talking about. So there.

I’d like to introduce you to one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen on the intarweb.

Meet… the Inflatable Church!!!111:

If only I had the hefty £21,750 sitting around for such a great thing. Since this idea is so awesomely awesome, lets look at some more pictures of it:

You can read more about this great idea at their website, aptly named www.inflatablechurch.com

As for my own wedding, it was the coolest wedding I’ve ever been to (big surprise, huh.) It was 12 minutes long (2:05pm to 2:17pm, not that anyone was counting), I got to married the woman of my dreams, and I made all the people present giggle a few times during it. It did not however occur in a church that was inflatable in any way shape or form, but you know, 21,000 pounds doesn’t grow on trees.

Oh! And I almost forgot, in keeping with my tradition of giving away incredible business plans for free, here’s what you need to do to make some sweet moolah (not necessarily with Uncle Rico, but maybe with him if your uncle happens to be named Rico):

1. Secure a business loan for 50,000ish dollars.

2. Purchase one inflatable church, paying for shipping and other costs.

3. Get a lawyer to write you up a contract for people wishing to rent out your new inflatable church. You know, the normal stuff, if the renter or the renter’s guests break it they pay for the repairs, if it collapses on the wedding party and they all suffocate and die, its not your fault (not that that would happen, I’m just sayin’) - you know, the usual stuff.

4. Purchase a covered trailer to cart your church around in.

5. Advertise like nuts in fancypants wedding magazines that you have an inflatable church for rent, somewhere between 1,000 and 2,000 per rental.

6. Provide the inflatable church to willing and rabid customers.

7. Live a lifestyle of extreme wealth, coming down to see your buddy Eric every now and then.

That’s all I got. It’s gonna be sad when someone actually does one of these plans, and then comes back and tells me how they just got off their Learjet to come visit me, on their way to the Bahamas.