Required Reading, for EFIZ 1980

[note: this post is self-centered, self-absorbed, and selfish. Oh wait, they all are! Disregard this note.]

SYLLABUS EFIZ 1980
Instructor: Eric Hendersºn
Hours: MTWRFSS 12:00AM-11:59PM
Texts: None.

Welcome to EFIZ 1980, “Hanging Out With Eric and Understanding His Jokes”! This course is designed to help you understand the person that is Eric, how he thinks, his mannerisms, and how to know him better. The bulk of this course will be spent watching the following media, which Eric references often:

Office Space - One of the classics. Despite it’s crude humor, bad language, and questionable content, this is one of Eric’s favorites.

Arrested Development, Seasons One and Two - a newcomer to the Eric mediasphere, but certainly a powerhouse to be reckoned with.

The Best of Will Ferrell, Volume 1 - a true literary masterpiece. If you haven’t seen it, that is very upsetting to me.

The Annotated History of 322 6th St. East, Years 2000-2002 (not yet published) - Of all of the media listed here, this is by far the most important. The definitive work on the topic, it is set to cover the life of the group known as “The Roomates”, through their sophomore and junior years at Tech. It catalogues such events as: the TPH, the Mozalla virus, “I don’t know… I shouldn’t have just said that”, Abbas - the man, the legend, and other favorites.

So there you have it, my students. Any further questions can be directed to the comments sections, listed right below.

EXTRA CREDIT - View the following funny link, and make some sort of obscure reference to it the next time you’re around Eric - LINK.